At the creation of the world, the Almighty God saw fit to design something called a food chain that dictated a hierarchy of who gets to eat who so that no one species will overpopulate. Each level of this chain is subjugated by the level to its immediate north. The food chain makes logical sense.
However, I contend that somewhere along the way, the good Lord must have sneezed.....and this is when the spider was created.
Last night, I took the dogs out to "take care of some business" and I saw her; Nature's D Student...
See that red blotch of concentrated evil on that spider's underbelly? In the Bible, this is known as the "mark of the beast". What a vile creature.
Lest you think me a harsh dude, let me show you the origination of my disdain.
This is my right leg. See that small dark spot about 7 inches above my ankle? Look closer...
That is from my run in with a brown recluse a dozen years ago. I know....gross. Anyway, spiders are losers.
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"Eewwwww"...my thoughts exactly. Come on, Alan, was this really necessary? That was really gross. But I am with you...I'm not a huge fan of spiders. However, I do handle spiders better than I can handle snakes...now they REALLY creep me out!
My luck to drop by just before my bedtime...now my sheets must be checked first for any critter able to make puncture wounds that gross, followed by a thorough room search for vampires.
Thanks a lot!
Sorry guys. That is the closest thing I have to a "cool scar".
If it helps, I emptied an entire can of Raid on her...She ain't coming back.
I believe the red spot is attributed to the black widow...equally nasty. We have a population of them here as well.
The recluse has a brown fiddle shaped design if I'm not mistaken.
I might be, but I'm pretty sure...
Right on, Mac. She is the black widow, in all her fang equipped glory.
I would have shown a picture of a brown recluse but he's like Voldemort - He who must not be pictured...
#1 fear...spiders
so thanks for this post...it really helps me get over my fear...
and by "get over" i mean "increase"
ha
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